Cigar


Use of this product will not help you quit smoking,
Neither asthma nor emphysema, can this product help,
So don't bother taking it.
Unless a physician directs its use,
Do not use when coughing up lungs, either.

If cough is persistently present, for a period,
Longer than one week, ask a doctor to check
for lung displacement, especially, if cough is
Associated with heat wave, drought, muscle quakes,
Adverse temperament or fires,
Of any other tissues, brand or no-brand.

If you are expecting a child, or currently
Caring for one, request assistance with opening box,
And measuring correct amount. Under no
Circumstances should your children,
Assist with use of this product.

If you should ignore, all of the above warnings,
Do not call us; do not call your lawyer,
Call your doctor, or the poison control center,
Numbers not available, Or just go lay down.
The way you feel, if you do not wake up,
You probably won't care anyway.

By David Semans

 

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